Archive for October 10, 2006

Head Over Feet

ALANIS MORRISETTE

I had no choice but to hear you
You stated your case time and again
I thought about it

You treat me like I’m a princess
I’m not used to liking that
You ask how my day was

Chorus:
You’ve already won me over in spite of me
Don’t be alarmed if I fall head over feet
And don’t be surprised if I love you for all that you are
I couldn’t help it
It’s all your fault

Your love is thick and it swallowed me whole
You’re so much braver than I gave you credit for
That’s not lip service

Repeat Chorus

You are the bearer of unconditional things
You held your breath and the door for me
Thanks for your patience

You’re the best listener that I’ve ever met
You’re my best friend
Best friend with benefits
What took me so long

I’ve never felt this healthy before
I’ve never wanted something rational
I am aware now
I am aware now

Francois Sagan

“A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.”

Mel Brooks

“Humor is just another defense against the universe.”

Dennis Miller

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

Bertrand Russell (1872 – 1970)

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

Mary Wilson Little

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.

Garrison Keillor

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I’m going to miss mine by just a few days.

Henry J. Tillman

The saying “Getting there is half the fun” became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.

George Bernard Shaw (1856 – 1950)

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

Jerry Seinfeld (1954 – )

There is no such thing as “fun for the whole family.”

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