blue groove

“A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.”

“Humor is just another defense against the universe.”

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I’m going to miss mine by just a few days.

The saying “Getting there is half the fun” became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

There is no such thing as “fun for the whole family.”